I must apologise to the lot of you for disappearing. It's something that I do rather well. I'd like to complain about my lot, and give you some deep unmeaningful excuse about the ways that all the stars needed to align before I wrote something, but you don't care about all of that. You want the blogs regular, and to a certain standard. And I want my links retweeted, and my greatness praised. I'm well aware that I may not be that great, but that's not the issue. Egos must be stroked and compliments must be fished. My self esteem is a truly fragile thing.
So I'm sorry. And back to regular programming. If I take another leave of absence, it won't be without an explanation.