Lagos Hotspots: Vapoursssssss

If you're looking for a place to get gassed this weekend then no filling station will do, I've got just the place for you. Lagos' hottest club for all smokey adventures is Vapourssssssss.

Located on the island's mainland this random convention is the creation of the perpetually high interior designer, We-Ain't-Got-No-Ventilation.

When you walk in head straight to the Bauna - a bar which is also a sauna, and order a Champ-Vape; You'll literally watch as the stuff drifts up everybody's nostrils but yours.

Be that as it may, this place has everything: A bottle factory, midget shaped chairs, cupid fountains, at least two members of the almost famous boy band DRB dressed in a bong costume - they're both the pipe, and your future son.

Join in the fun on the dancefloor and you'll bust a move to the truly spectacular sounds of DJ Dead Sauce and light skinned Idris Elba. I all but guarantee that you'll never have a better time in the city.

Happy days,


Chukwudi Emmanuel Udegbunam said...

LOL. Reminds me of SNL's Stefon

Afam said...

The best ideas are never one's own. :)

Tobi A. said...

I just came across your ramblings! First thought: Where have you been all my life?

Afam said...

Rather than ask that truly unanswerable question, let's just count ourselves lucky that we've found one another against all odds.

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