TROAM welcomes Burna Boy to the Baby Fatha Club

I can't think of anything that's wrong with having a Baby Mama. If I could afford a baby, I'd probably have ten so that I could be called the father of many nations like one 2face Idibia. It shows a complete dedication to furthering the cause of humanity, religion or legitimacy be damned.

And it's in the true spirit of one of God's first commands. He said, "Be fruitful and multiply." And you have. So welcome to the league of extraordinary fornicators and happy accident causers. As far as I'm concerned, having a child is always a good thing.

You won't be the first, and you won't be the last. There are many that have come before you and they seem to be doing fairly well.

There's Flavour, who burst on to my radar with the song, Nwa Baby. At the time I didn't know that he was so commited to the horizontal Sawale that not even the physical perfection of two beauty queens would make an honest man out of him. And we'll never be able to say that his 2 chil'ens come from the shallow end of the gene pool. #FlavourIsTheWinner

If you're young and looking for a Baby Fatha role model, there's Wizkid. He performed the One Dance with one Sola Ogudu, and that led to the birth of a bouncing baby boy. They called him Boluwatife, and there's never been a more appropriate name than that. It means God's will be done, and it was done spectacularly.

If you aren't there treating all the women in the world like they're your baby growing farm, I've got the perfect example for you. After dancing the Shakitibobo for a good number of years with his long time girlfriend Aisat Suleiman, Olamide decided that it was time to make a baby. When he did, he called it Maximiliano, and the world said thanks a million Maximilian.

Then we've got Obafemi Martins and I must tell you, he's as talented as shooting goals as he is at scoring sons. Three women, three sons, he's really every African father's dream.

Concluding this infinitely short list is Davido. He Skelewu'd Sophia Momodu 21 months ago and now he's got Imadu. She turned one last week, and he looks to be as happy with her as he is with his career.

Burna Boy, there really isn't anything wrong with being an unmarried father. Sometimes, one poke is enough for success. It was the same with your music was it not? You made Like to Party, and the party of your life began. If you're unsure that the new embryo is yours the paternity test is for you. With the way you seem to be going there'll be another one soon enough. So welcome to the Baby Fatha team in advance.

Happy Days,

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